Germany Wins-Thanks Mike

With the biggest college football weekend of the year off to a great start last night with the Buffalo Bulls celebrating the biggest event in school history ( since my graduation) winning the MAC Championship beating the previosly undefeated and 12th ranked Ball St. Mike found the following article online. We both think its really funny

After determining the Big 12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War 2.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories begininning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetland and continued on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweeden, Denmark, Belguim and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia, however considering their entire body or work-including an incredibly tough strenght of schedule- our computer deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking"

Questioned about the #1 ranking of the United States the BCS comissioner stated "The US only had two major victories-Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans weren't influenced by head to head contests- they counted each victory only as a single equally weighted event"

German chancellor AdolF Hitler said" Yes. we lost to the US, but we defeated #2 France in only 6 weeks" Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn style points to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with England was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has come under scutuny. The BCS commented "France had a single loss against Germany and following a perseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2"

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Bornio and the Phillipines.